Thursday, December 20, 2007

New KP!

Apologies for the long delay in new posts! I've been quite busy with another project, but now we're back! As always, I'm looking for submissions, so send yours along!

Hard at Work




This beautiful knitter took these just for Knit Porn. What we want to know is - did she make the sweater too?

Knit Underpinnings



These photos are from the book Knitting Lingerie Style, and they're on our list to make. In the meantime, we'll just admire the photos of the finished items.

Virgin Knitting




The woman claims these armwarmers/legwarmers, made to match her gorgeous dreadlocks, are her first project. Our first project was an itchy scarf...not that we're impressed or anything...

Something Hot Is Lurking in the Woods


We finally understand what the wolf was after.

When You Can't Have The Real Thing...


...find a substitute!

Sexy, Vintage-Style



I fell in love with this woman's skirt as soon as I saw it. I'm sure you will to.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Naughty Knitters are the Best





There is nothing sexier than a hot knitter, and we're sure you agree. Though the hat was fashioned in Peru, the scarf is her own lovely design.

He Hearts Wool.





This guy really loves knitwear. And we love him loving knitwear. Seriously.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Don't Call Her Crafty




Perhaps these pics will finally squash that idea that knitting isn't sexy, because there's nothing we'd rather discover when we came home than a cute girl knitting in our bed.

When this knitter was teaching herself how to knit, she became so sick of finding lame patterns instead of hip, modern ones that she started making her own - including a cozy for her vibrator! But she warns, laughing, "don't call me crafty, ugh! This is not your granny's knitting, it's my fetish!" Check out her awesome goodies out at www.yarnovermovement.com soon!

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Crochet Gets Some Love

This doesn't necessarily qualify as knit porn since it's crochet and isn't likely to arouse anyone, but Ming Yi Sung's incredible creations deserve attention. Most recently, the Nevin Kelly Gallery in Washington D.C. exhibited some of her works alongside a documentary entitled Private Parts, Public Space. The film focused on the controversy her crocheted sculptures created when they were shown as part of the "Not the Knitting You Know" exhibit in the U.S. Capital. The primary tenant in the building they were exhibited in demanded they be removed from the public art space, but Ming found a better solution - she crocheted fig leaves to cover the genitalia of the offending figures. Here are some (uncensored) pics from that exhibit as well other works from this talented painter, sculpter, and fiber artist.

Check out more of Ming Yi Sung's projects at MingYiSung.com

"Billy Goat" uncensored (part of her "Settlement With Monkeys" piece) from the "Not the Knitting You Know" exhibit:


"Billy Goat" censored (part of her "Settlement With Monkeys" piece) from the "Not the Knitting You Know" exhibit:


Part of "Androgynous Eden":


A body suit she created in 1997:


I just thought this was cool. "Large Chicken" from the "Artscape 2000" exhibit:

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Mmmm...scarves


When I first saw this photo, I was tempted to buy the Ralph Lauren scarf that graces this sexy model's neck, but it wasn't for sale! The knit boxers were, but I can't use those and at $19.50, I had a sinking suspicion he didn't come with them.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Send Pics!

I'd love to post more photos! Send more to me via my email: knitporn@yahoo.com

They don't have to be of something you knitted yourself (though those are always awesome) - if you have a sexy sweater or pillow or whatever, pose with it and send it along!

Guys too!!!

xoxo
Tweed

The World Believes Knitting Is Indeed Hott

I'm not the only person who thinks knitting is hott! Take a look at all these recent articles!

Fleshbot "Knit Porn" (hmm...wonder where they got that idea!)

Village Voice "Kinky Knitnacks"

SFGate "Knitting For Adults Only"

The New York Times wrote a story as well, but alas, it's been taken down. However, if you want to google it, look up "Fast Women Knit, Bad Girls Purl."

Look Ma! No Clothes!

Well...almost. Sexy knitting is definitely in - and there's another book on the horizon for those of you who love to knit tantalizing items or just look at them. Joan McGowan-Michael is releasing Knitting Lingerie Style next spring and the book will include designs for garters, bra and panty sets, and other items to show off in the bedroom. Here's a teaser of what to expect!


For more of McGowan-Michael's designs, check out:WhiteLiesDesigns.com

Friday, December 15, 2006

Exciting Morning

This little blog of mine was written up today in the Village Voice! Check it out: http://villagevoice.com/people/0651,bussel,75315,24.html

Saturday, December 09, 2006

It's the Armwarmers


It took us a minute to figure out what we were supposed to be looking at in this pic we received, but then we realized - it's the gorgeous red armwarmers!


This adventurous knitter also whipped some socks into shape.

Who Says Underwear Goes Under Clothes?


Not Christina Aguilera, and not this knitter, either!

Want to make it yourself? The sexy knitter created this without a pattern, but here are her instructions for creating your own:
1. Knit a triangle of appropriate size.
2. On the top of the triangle, knit a ribbon that ends at the back of your neck.
3. Knit a second triangle and its ribbon.
4. Connect the ends of ribbons.
5. Knit a ribbon to connect the inner corners of the two triangles.
6. Knit two ribbons and connect them to the outer corners of each triangle (you will tie these together when you put the bra on).
7. Crochet the inner edge of the bra, trying it on after completing each row/circle until it fits!

Better than pierogis...Polish knits

Want sexy lingerie from another country? Check out these hot designs from Poland.







Available at Koniakow.com

...Then Another



If you like sexy knitting, or just sexy girls wearing sexy knitting (sorry ladies, they skimped on the guys this time around - maybe in volume 2?), you've got to check out Naughty Needles: Sexy, Saucy Knits for the Bedroom and Beyond. In it, Nikol Lohr features a number of cute, sexy patterns from her luscious lace-up corset to scandalous (and easy to make!) pasties. If you want more of Nikol, she's also got a great knitting blog where she shows off the fun projects she's working on. It's called Thrify Knitter

One sexy book of knitting...


Ashley Paige is an established clothing designer - her work has been featured on numerous magazine covers and within the pages of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue, but she recently released a book for those of us who aren't quite ready to shell out the big bucks for her sexy knits. It's called Sexy Little Knits: Chic Designs to Knit and Crochet and it features a number of knits for more advanced knittiners like sweater dresses and a bandeau top bikini, and this shimmery date night top.

Here's a pic from her latest fashion show to show you how sexy her line is


AshleyPaige.com

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Holy Shawl!


Fashion credit: Kitty-San

Fashion credit: Kitty-San

Want proof that shawls have made a sexy comeback? Just look up!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Cherry Pie

Photo credit: Giant Fighting Bot

Maybe it's just us, but sometimes when I look at cherries we can't help but think about sex. Of course, that depends all on how good the porn was that we watched the night before.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Breast Sweaters


Sweaters are great for two things: keeping warm and looking sexy. In this case, one crafty knitter is showing off her goods - her knits and otherwise!

Friday, March 24, 2006

Barely Covered


Cinders poses in a sexy cover-up

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Wrap Me Up

What better use is there for a scarf than to barely cover a sexy celebrity?

Originally posted on Askmen.com

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

FYI: Vests Suddenly Cool


We always thought vests were nerdy. Well, this photo definitively proves that we were mistaken.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Wrap-Around


Originally posted by Elletrain

We love the lush wrap, and the t-shirt it's sort of covering.

Monday, February 20, 2006

The First Time


Everyone has to start somewhere, and for Figleaf, that meant creating a silk cable-knit sweater. Impressive, considering even scarves can be a challenge for beginning knitters (myself included). We can't wait to see what he knits up next!

One word of warning though...silk is much heavier and stretchier than wool...

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Love Inspiration



What's better than knitting a present for a lover for Valentine's Day? Posing naked with it, of course.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

My Slutty Valentine

Here's some inspiration to have a sexy, sensual Valentine's Day.


Madeline hand-knit these super hot panties from a pattern in Stitch & Bitch. We totally approve.

P.S. If you incorporate knitting or knit goodies into their V-Day, submit your stories to me and I'll put them up - especially if you attach a pic!

Monday, February 13, 2006

Tweed Revealed!


Sort of ::grin::

Thursday, February 09, 2006

The Star Who Started It All

Marilyn Monroe: the woman who set camera shutters and hearts a flutter with her seductive poses in otherwise innocuous sweaters

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Armwarmer info

Because I've received some posts, and some mentions from friends, regarding the laced-up armwarmers near the bottom of the page, I thought I would let all of you know that if anyone wants a pair, I am happy to knit them for $40 including shipping. If you're interested, just comment on this post or email me at knitporn@yahoo.com

xo
Tweed

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Weekend Photo Party

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Armwarmers Galore

Even non-knitters have to stay warm in the winter! And what's better for that than pink armwarmers?


Rachel Kramer Bussel. Sex columnist, blogger, non-knitter.
Photo by Celeste Smith

Monday, January 23, 2006

Rainbow Girl



The lovely Jane Vincent of Educated Slut. Go visit her site!

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Still Life with Penguin

Don't be Shy

I'd love to see what creative pics all of you have to show - send me your stuff!



Originally posted by Kitty-San

How great are those armwarmers?

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Knitting is Sexy


Just think about it. Try explaining to someone how to knit. "First, you have to put the yarn through the middle of the needles, then wrap it around and push (or pull) it through. To cable, insert your needle through one of the stitches..." I think you get the point. Essentially, there's a lot of pushing and inserting, and if you've ever done a k2tog, a lot of thrusting as well.

So, I thought, on my way home tonight, why not make a blog devoted to sex and knitting? "Inspired" by a photo in the latest Knit.1 (see above), I thought, it would be sexy to share hot photos and experiences (all knit-related) with the world.

xo
Tweed

Guidelines

I encourage all of you to submit photos for the site. If you'd like to, here are the guidelines.

1. Make the photo sexy.

2. All pics should be related to knitting in some way. I don't care if you're alone and just showing off your cute legwarmers in a sexy way, or surrounded by tons of half-naked men or women wearing knit gloves, or you holding a size 19 needle in your teeth...as long as it connects to the theme of knit porn.

3. Be creative. Use half-knit projects, needles, skeins, etc. in your pics.

4. Sometimes, the suggestion of nudity is sexier. If you don't want to get nude or show off the naughty bits - that's totally ok!

5. You must be over 18 to submit.

6. Though I would love to, I cannot pay submitters for their photos at the moment, though I will give you photo credit if you would like me to.

Send photos to: knitporn@yahoo.com.